Did you know that January is “Train Your Dog” Month?
The problem is that my mom and I have a difference of opinion as to how to celebrate it. She thinks it means that I should obey a series of monosyllabic commands, i.e. “Sit, Stay, Wait”. Whereas, my friends and I are going to ride the magic carpet made of steel-the gravy train.
All aboard my canine companions.
I’m a Fido, I know, but that’s the price I pay; Mr. Choo choo train, take me away. (Lynyrd Skynyrd’ s Dog)
ALL ABOARD!!!
Tickets! Tickets!
This train don’t carry no squirrels, this train.
This train don’t carry no squirrels, this train.
This train don’t carry no squirrels,
Chipmunks, cats and fur-ball hurlers.
This train don’t carry no squirrels, this train.
(Woody Guthrie’s Dog)
I hear the lonesome whistle blow.
EVERYBODY- “I’ve been working on the railroad..”
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