January is National “Train Your Dog” Month

Did you know that January is “Train Your Dog” Month?

The problem is that my mom and I have a difference of opinion as to how to celebrate it.  She thinks it means that I should obey a series of monosyllabic commands, i.e. “Sit, Stay, Wait”.     Whereas, my friends and I are going to ride the magic carpet made of steel-the gravy train.

All aboard my canine companions.

  I’m a Fido, I know, but that’s the price I pay;  Mr. Choo choo train, take me away. (Lynyrd Skynyrd’ s Dog)

ALL ABOARD!!!

ALL ABOARD!!!

 

 

Tickets!  Tickets!

Tickets! Tickets!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This train don’t carry no squirrels, this train.

This train don’t carry no squirrels, this train.

This train don’t carry no squirrels,

Chipmunks, cats and fur-ball hurlers.

This train don’t carry no squirrels, this train.

(Woody Guthrie’s Dog)

 

I hear the lonesome whistle blow.

I hear the lonesome whistle blow.

EVERYBODY- "I've been working on the railroad.."

EVERYBODY- “I’ve been working on the railroad..”

 

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